30 status updates you are likely to see this month

Another year, another load of new year social media updates. You know what I mean, the same old statuses people decide to post every year - "new year new me" - yep, we've all heard that one before.

We're almost a week in to the new year and I've already seen my fair share of these annual posts. And with most people going back to work today and getting back in to their routines, I'm sure we will be seeing plenty more in the days to come - particularly with everyone starting their diets and stopping smoking at around this time. 

Here are 30 status updates I think we are likely to see on social media this month. 

1. New year new me 
2. 2015 is going to be my best year yet, so much to look forward to.
3. I'm fed up of seeing all these new year statuses
4. I've got the January blues, what even is January? I'm sooo ready for Summer.
5. Why can't it be Christmas again?
6. Still eating my Christmas chocolate
7. This has got to be the longest month ever
8. I've already broken my Dry January
9. 2014 was such a good year, thank you to all the people I met on the way, let's make 2015 just as good!
10. Weekends are so boring without alcohol #dryjanuary
11. So excited to start my diet and join the gym, I ate way too much over Christmas
12. Already given up on my diet
13. New year's resolution - stop smoking, eat healthy and exercise. 
14. Anyone know if the e-cigs actually help you stop smoking?
15. Please don't talk to me today, I haven't had a cigarette for a week so I cannot be held responsible for my actions. 
16. Is it the weekend yet?
17. So happy to have left 2014 behind #bringon2015
18. Are the sales still on?
19. Looking forward to a fresh start this year. 
20. Getting ready to hit the gym, I WILL get a hot summer body
21. Has anyone tried the 5:2 diet? Does it work?
22. Omg just made a delicious smoothie, eating healthy is soooo easy and way more fun than I thought!
23. It was so difficult getting out of bed this morning.
24. It feels so strange writing 2015, I keep writing 2014 lol.
25. I don't want to go back to work tomorrow.
26. This year I'm going to get rid of all the negative people in my life, 2014 was too much drama.
27. Shit, I graduate this year. 
28. I've just joined the gym, looking forward to my first training session tomorrow.
29. I'm going to run a marathon this year.
30. Going out and drinking mocktails tonight #dryjanuary #whoneedsalcohol

Do you have any more suggestions? Let me know!